Thread:LunarSplendens/@comment-24233566-20140313135308/@comment-24233566-20140411081541

everyone tried to escape but it was too late... all the ships were made and everyone was soulbended! even Jade<3 Jane o3< Dave <> Vriska now was canon!

but then a figure emerged from the earth... it was March Eridan UberWarlord! who was resurrected by the ded Eridans with a satanic ritual involving an alterneit Vriska used as sacrifice, a pentaculum and ElevatorStuck played in Black Metal version! (ps=does it exists for real a metal version of it?... if yes... MOTHERFUCKING EPIC!)

then MEUW exclaimed: "this is my wworld, you are not wwelcome in my wworld!"

and then he used his Modded 44 Magnum Crosshair (it's Ahab Crosshair mixed with a 44 Magnum) to shoot at Lord Nepeta.

but LN didn't felt anything until she started to melt, then she realized that the bullet was filled with holy Faygo blessed by Gamzee-priest... and this was her only weakness... so after some seconds she melted and exploded! a big flash covered everything, everything returned to normal, so the ship-voodos vanished and everyone stopped smooching, Feferi returned to her normal form (not UberSoldat, but normal)... then March Eridan returned into the dreambubbles because his work was finished but before returning he said:

"hasta la vista! baby!"

everyone lived happily ever after. THE END

and now the credits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q1Z7u6c0mQ (credits music)

AurigaVirtuosa: Story Creator

Damara Megido: Damara

Horuss Zahhak: Horuss

Equius Zahhak: Equius

Tavros Nitram: Tavros

Tavrin Nitram: Tavrin

Porrim Maryam: Pornim... i mean Porrim

March Eridan: UberWarlord

Eridin Ampora: Eridin

Feferi Peixes: UberFishSoldat

Fefeta Leixes: Fefeta

Nektan Whelan: Nektan

Mierfa Durgas: Mierfa

Tavris Nitket: Tavris

Arquius Zahder: Arquius

Erisol Capora: Erisol

Karkat Vantas: Anger Crabman... i mean... Karkat

Nepeta Leijon: NepetaKhin

Nepeta Leijon: Lord Nepeta

Meulin Leijon: Alfred

Kurloz Makara: Thomas

Gamzee Makara: Harold and Priest

Burzum: Burzum

Andrei Hussie: Hussie with some feminine makeup

all the other trolls and humans: appearances

Special Effect Maker: Micheal Bay

Mus(e)ic Maker: Calliope

Dialog maker: AurigaVirtuosa

CameraMan: Stanley Kubrick