EldritchCommune

>Be the arrogant music nerd
You are now the witty, musically-inclided and self-appointedly awesome guy.

Your name is AIDAAN KARBIN. You are a smooth-talking troll whose arrogance knows no bounds. You live in the ZIGGURAT CITIES OF THE WEST. You probably haven't heard of it, it's kind of underground. Literally. You are an ENTHUSIAST OF THE AURAL ENTERTAINMENT OF ALTERNIA. You love to make music and listen to STUPID SHIT, and hope to fix the sad state of modern music in Alternia. This will not happen, however, as you are blissfully unaware of how GODDAMN AWFUL your music is. You are also blind. A handful of solar sweeps ago, another troll PUNCHED YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS OUT, knocking your eyes into the back of your head. He was mad because you smashed one of his CDs after telling him to STOP LISTENING TO SUCH RUBBISH. Ever since then, you could hear the HORRORTERRORS whisper to you. You claim they tell you what kind of SICK MUSIC to make, as well as how your WICKED GUITAR SOLOS should sound.

Your trolltag is eldritchCommune and you tend to Ccapitalize and dupliCcitisize the letter Cc and drag out sentenCces with your smooth-talk.

>Examine Fetch Modus
Your RECORDSCRATCH FETCH MODUS allows you to captchalogue information encrypted within any item through small, digital sound and music files. By scratching the right AWESOME TUNE on your modus, you can deploy any item you've captchalogued. This gets frustrating, however, as being even slightly OFF PITCH can potentially FUCK OVER whatever you're trying to captchalogue. For instance, when you tried to captchalogue your very first GRUBITAR, you managed to accidentally produce SOME SORT OF DUMBASS LUTE. What a shame.

I WILL GET THIS CODE TO WORK
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FUCK YOU CODE
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