MercurialCannonade

Enter Name
It would be great if anyone actually knew your name, huh?

You know your own name, of course. But for now, let's call you CAGEY CHICK.

Examine Room
'''hrnph. '''

You don't feel like speaking about this.

Allocate Strife Specibus
It has already been allocated. So many allocations. All of the allocations...

Do Something Awesome
In a moment.

Do Something Incredibly Silly
...Maybe.

Examine Lusus.
>:C

Examine Abilities
Eventually.

Psychic
'''i wish. '''

You have no psychic powers at all. Diddly squat. Equated to zero.

Session
NO WAI

Art Gallery
NUH-UH.

All the random shit you never wanted to know ever

 * Yup.

Examine Chumproll

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