TabanidAasvogel

Be the Fabulous Seadweller
Your name is MAILIM ARSTEW. You used to think your blood made you UTTERLY FABULOUS, until you realized that is a DUMB NOTION. You used to enjoy watching HUMAN TV SHOWS, until you realized that's FUCKING STUPID. You used to hold firm to the belief that BOWTIES ARE COOL. You attempted to join a session of SGRUB with your FELLOW HIGHBLOODS, but that FAILED MISERABLY. You created a DEAD SESSION in a fit of IDIOTIC BRAVERY. You eventually did manage to complete THE TASK, and are now FUCKING OVER POWERED. You stole a universe from a nearby session, which was a DICK MOVE, but it allowed you to rule a UNIVERSE OF YOUR OWN. Within your universe, the BANE OF YOUR EXISTANCE was born, WILLIA STUART. You think that Willia is a FUCK NUISANCE, constantly STOPPING YOUR MURDER SPREES. You wish nothing more than for her to DIE IN A FIERY HOLE, and as such have PAINTED YOUR FACE with the COLOUR OF HER BLOOD. Your RIGHT HORN broke, but you think it looks COMPLETELY BADASS, and thus are constantly making sure that the FAKE BLOOD is still there. Your eyes are RAPIDLY ALTERNATING CUEBALLS, an idea that is VERY ORIGINAL. The person who drew you UTTERLY FUCKED UP the first time around, an event you are AWARE OF, because of your ABILITY TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL. You are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from any other existing character, and will cull anyone who SAYS OTHERWISE.