SardonicKtenologist

> INPUT NAME AND COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR HISTORY
Your name is...

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... You just love NAMES! It's almost like the narrative can read your mind, putting NAMES at the very top of your profile. FUCK OFF.

> INPUT NAME AND COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR HISTORY
FINE, but you really have no reason to complain. Your life has always been just WONDERFUL! You were wriggled as FORBUS NIRRAH, but the "adult" name with which you are now stuck is ACIDSPIT. With such a very charming name, it's no wonder at all why you have such a fondness for appellations. Anyway, your life began A LONG TIME AGO in a way not unlike any other noble: you wriggled, you had a LUSUS, and you had a seaside HIVE of CONSIDERABLE ELEGANCE AND SIZE.

It was all so nice, wasn't it? A shame that you had to burn it all down. Dumbass.

Life on the streets wasn't so bad, though. You can sleep JUST FINE without a RECUPERACOON, you had plenty of WEAKLINGS around to victimise entertain you, and food was only a slaughtered scumblood away. You even found some nice trolls to help you when the drone came around!

You don't think the drone quite liked that they were dead, but it seemed satisfied anyway. Oh well.

So, your wigglerhood was overall quite uneventful. Even if the thought of it makes you sick to your nutrient sack, your life on Alternia was pretty good. Best of all, life OFF OF ALTERNIA is even greater! You get to go to all sorts of strange and magnificent places, and kill whatever's there. Couldn't get any better.

> Continue profile
As much as you would enjoy sharing the rest of your LIFE STORY, you have other things to do right now. Maybe later.

''Author's Note: Yes, his symbol is derived from Ophiuchus. You can stop mocking it. I designed this troll a year and a half ago with the intention of subverting the whole "OMG IMA MAKE 13TH TROLL" idea; my headcanon puts this guy a bit after the time that the Condesce banned adult trolls from Alternia, and has absolutely no association with canon characters.''