DroogyDrencrom

>Be the droog.
Your name is MERZKY NADSAT. Your trollTag is droogyDrencrom and you skazat things in a sarky, bezoomy manner.

>Examine hive.
It's very CLEAN, but that's NOT OF YOUR CHOICE. You're just not HERE often enough to MAKE A MESS. You're usually OUT with your DROOGS, drinking MILK-PLUS and indulging in some of the old ULTRA-VIOLENCE.

>Examine self.
You're stunning, aren't you? White bowler hat, white shirt. So what if you only have ONE HORN? Your Symbol sits proudly on your sleeve and your neatly pressed clothes put those of others to shame.

>Examine personality
Your e-droogs say you are FRIGHTENING and they tend to WORRY each time you SIGN OUT, as they know you are going to KILL SOMEONE. Which isn't TRUE. You don't usually KILL TROLLS, you just BEAT AND MAIM them. So what? You're NOT VERY NICE, not many trolls ARE.

>Examine Lusus.
You would need to be in your HIVE to do that

>State trivial facts.

 * You're clearly a bad reference to the human novel A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
 * You carry around a cane, but your weapon is a dagger. This is because your cane is the kind that the handle pulls out to reveal a dagger. Cool huh?