ComplacentChrysanthemum

Be the lightbulb girl:
Do not use that name. Jeez. Anyways, your name is RUBY MARTINEZ and undenounced to you shit is about to GO DOWN. But how is this situation happening? Well, depending on which way the dear reader is consuming this blurb of text, they may or may not know. How about you do a proper introduction, eh?

Enter Name:
Your name is RUBY MARTINEZ. You are a HUMAN GIRL living what you perceive to be a NORMAL HUMAN GIRL LIFE. It is quite a normal life after all. You have an interest in GEOLOGY, ORIGAMI, and NON-NEWTONIAN FLUIDS. By GOD, the OOBLECK EXPERIMENT you saw online as a WEE LAD... Oh yes, surrounding that, you spend a significant amount of your time on the INTERNET. Not to sound STUPID, but it's a much EASIER METHOD OF COMMUNICATION. You spend a good amount of time on the instant messanger PESTERCHUM.

Your username is complacentChrysanthemum on it, by the way.