User:Yan.deoliveira

infoRmation about me
i am just anotheR omniscient being, enchaRged to pRotect the thiRd univeRse, also Known as the woRld c. i don't liKe talKing much about myself, but i'm just letting you Know who i tRuly am is a good idea to not maKing any pRoblems in the futuRe. paRdon me foR my misspellings, i'm not a natuRal english speaKeR. even omniscient beings do have theiRs pRoblems and impeRfections.

anotheR thing you must be awaRe is of my alteRnate univeRse me. yes i do have one, and he is veRy unpleasant,

YOU MEAN ME? WHOA, WHAT A PLEASUrE! I'M SO HONOrED FOR THE GrEAT RiKo TO BE THAT CONSIDErABLE! HOLY SHIT HOW AM I!,

shit. did you just, fucKing hacKed my wiKia account? and now we'Re doing that weiRd calliope/calliboRn thing again? no seRiously, i'm out, do whatever the fucK you want. peace, good lucK little ReadeR.

WELL, NOW HE ISN'T GOING TO BE A PrOBLEM! LET'S GET THE INFOrMATION GOING!

INFOrMATION ABOUT ME
 I AM A MOTHErFUCkING AWESOME OMNISCIENT FrEAkING BEING! ENCHArGED TO DESTrOY THAT LITTLE PITIFUL UNIVErSE THEY CALL "THE THIrD ONE". HOLY SHIT, ANYONE COULD DO THAT SHIT, BUT IT'S SO PLEASING SQUISHING THE HELL OUTTA THAT IGNOrANT UNIVErSE I AM TOTALLY PLEASED TO DO THIS FUCkING JOB! UNTIL NOW I COULDN'T TAkE MUCH ACTIONS, BECAUSE THE "GrEAT RiKo" IS PLAYING THIS ROUND, WHILE I PATIENTLY UNTIL IS MY TUrN. TO BE BrIEF, WE ArE IN WHAT YOU COULD CALL AN ULTrA PArADOXICAL CHESS GAME, AND I AM NOT kIDDING WHEN I SAY CHESS GAME, WE ArE LITErALLY PLAYING IT, LIkE, rIGHT NOW. BUT HE TAkES TOO LONG TO MAkE HIS FUCkING rOUNDS, AND I ALWAYS NEED TO WAIT! IT'S FrUSTrATING! BUT YET, WE STILL IN AN IMPASSE, WHICH CAN BE GOOD, AND BAD. BUT IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUr PErSPECTIVE. YET, EVEN IF WE'rE ENEMIES ON GAME, OUr GOAL IS THE SAME, kILLING THE EMPrESS, AkA "HEr IMPErIOUS CONDESCENSION". YEP, WE'rE DOING IT. BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY A MINOr GOAL, MINE'S kILLING RiKo, HIS IS kILLING ME, AFTErWArDS, ONLY ONE CAN LIVE! BUT JUST TIME, WHICH IS VErY rELATIVE, WILL SAY WHO WILL PrEVAIL. UNTIL NOW YOU MUST BE THINkING THIS IS MUCH OF AN CALLIOPE/CALLIBOrN THING WE'rE DOING HErE, AND IT IS PrETTY MUCH, WE EVEN HAVE THAT MALEVOLENCE/BENEVOLENCE THING TOO. BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M TALkING TO YOU, GOOD LUCk SOrTING THE rEST. see, that's what i got to deal with, eveRy fucKing day, and yes, he is pRetty much an idiot. FUCk YOU!