Category:Order of the Future Empress

The story so far....
It all started with Bastet. Her conversation with Feferi lead onto an interesting topic; one of meteors and apocalypses, and ultimately, extinction. Bastet took it upon herself to take the instrument of survival offered by the future empress, and vowed to save as many trolls as possible. She set up a memo in an attempt to save her race. Each of the trolls, in turn, replied to the memo. Each promised to undertake this task, yet none knew the consequences. Thus rose the Order of the Future Empress.

Only 10 11 12 would make it.

Under mistaken pretenses, forgottenForsaken, or Adriel Lethyx, quickly volunteered to become Bastet's server, and connected with her. He has since completely wrecked her hive, and accidentally killed her lusus, Wenchpurr. The longhaired pawbeast was prototyped, and in spite of Adriel's best efforts, Bastet entered the Medium seconds before impact, but was knocked out by a broken chunk of the meteor, which struck her main computer. Meanwhile, concreteTechnocrat, aka Sentin Crevencer, connected as Adriel's server. After suffering a panic attack at the sight of Adriel in the hive he had forcibly commandeered from another troll, he ate some sopor slime to calm down, dropped Adriel's necessary devices in the hive, and promptly passed out. He woke up later only to witness his lusus die; after mourning and some conversation, he ended up sending his new server player the files so the player could allow him to enter.

Bastet met infiniteAvarice, aka Oglivy Oorali, on Prospit while asleep, and discovered that his lusus had was likely to be dead soon. Their meeting was cut short when he was awoken as a result of its dying psychic scream. After they recognized one another as occasional FLARPing teammates, they ruminated on the game. Concerned for Bastet, who was at Adriel's mercy, Oglivy decided to enter the Medium last, as her client. After he awakened, he discussed this decision with Sentin, who agreed that protecting Bastet from Adriel was a high priority.

Still asleep, Bastet contacted an old "friend", robotechZabernic, or Kalina, and convinced her to act as Sentin's server in place of another troll, who was unfortunately killed by a meteor.

Adriel's pre-punched card was caught by the wind and carried out a broken window before he could use it, and he spent nearly twenty minutes chasing it around an abandoned military construction yard. After he caught it, a meteor chunk caused a massive, still-operational but deactivated battle mech to fall toward Adriel, but his kernelsprite swung in to save him by catching the mech as its first prototype. Binky, his lusus, was killed by collapsing scaffolding, and Adriel prototyped his beloved lusus as well before returning to the hive and entering the Medium himself.

Currently, the spunky Kalina is engaging in Trollian memo shenanigans.

Order of the Future Empress of Bloody Alternia
[Moving all but the most recent part of the memo to the discussion page. You can continue to update here but we'll regularly archive it since hopy shit long. Tluthal 20:36, October 19, 2010 (UTC)]

CURRENT constitutionalAbsence [CCA] RIGHT NOW began memo Silence Schlemiel

CTR: Yo~u kno~w uh

CTR: I'm {a} fish to~o~ right

CTR: Do~es this me{a}n yo~u do~n't w{a}nt to~ be friiiiiiiiiiiiends?!?!?!?

CTR: .....glub glub glub }:(

FUTURE constitutionalAbsence [FCA] 24:07 HOURS FROM NOW began responding to the memo

FCA: Adriel, if you so much as lay a single freakish finger on him I swear that your last breath will be spent begging for mercy.

FCA: You have a spare life, killing you is no detriment to me.

CCA: waitwhatthefuckjusthappened

FCA: Don't worry about it. Just keep these idiots from killing each other.

CCA: kay

FUTURE tentacleReign [FTR] 24:09 HOURS FROM NOW began responding to the memo

FTR: HIII {A}G{A}IIIIN

FTR: I diviiiined with the spirit o~f n{a}tuuuure

FTR: {A}nd I h{a}ve m{a}de so~me pretty {a}weso~o~o~o~o~o~o~me predictio~o~o~ns!!!!

FTR: Feel free to m{a}rveeeeel {a}t my ins{a}ne predictiiiing skiiiiiills! {A}nd my t{a}lent {a}s {a}n {a}rtiiiist!!!

<font color=#CC3399>FTR: http://i54.tinypic.com/33a46qd.png

<font color=#CC3399>FTR: {A}ccur{a}te? O~r.... SUPER {A}CCUUUUUUUUR{A}TE?????? HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE