CosmologicalConstant

Alpard Aeolis, also known as cosmologicalConstant, is the public service announcer from.

Description
You are an inquisitive troll with a thirst for knowledge grounded in rationality. Living in a post scarcity society you believe all the world's mundane problems to be solved and look towards undiscovered space. However, you are held back by your own self assuredness and pre-conceived ideas (especially about the non-existence of magic). While you are technically very intelligent with good deductive skills, you expect the universe to conform to your rules and dismiss what doesn't fit. In fact, you know far less than you think you do and often misuse metaphors or make incorrect conclusions. You get flustered when proven wrong but ultimately none of this stops you from learning because SCHOOLFEEDING IS SUCEEDING!

You are able to treat many trivial or cheesy things with seriousness and earnestness. You are very insecure about being laughed at

You like to carefully build model spaceships out of matchsticks and drink tea, the destruction of the former often accompanied by the spitting out of the later. You also build card forts for similar reasons: you find it relaxing and orderly. Your strifeKind is set to staffKind, which is really just one big matchstick (you were trying to set a record). It's not all indoor activities with you though, you also ride your TWO WHEELED DEVICE. You are terrible at stunts though so you make sure to wear SAFETY GEAR. You're pretty big on safety and other such public service messages and can spout such sentiments with surprising earnestness. After all, with great blood comes great responsibility.