Category:Team SSAFFEDCSTUFFBS10000

Session History
After a falling out with their original team, Ishaza Betrug in the Land of Gloom and Ghosts, and Taynix Cayvil, still on Alternia, were forced to find a new one.

While Taynix slept(like usual), Ishaza contacted Cobran Cogbry. It did not go over well. Frustrated, she trolled the first person on her list, Aerok. While connecting with him, she was trolled by Zetsea, who requested a connection with her. After discussing the game, she sent him to connect with Cobran and Aerok. He momentarily spoke to Cobran, who then proceeded to never show up or be mentioned ever again.

Anyway, he connected with Aerok, who, while trying to be a good samaritan, ended up spilling sopor slime around his room. Flinging insults at Aerok, he pushed him just enough to fall over into his power mode. He instilled a fear into Zetsea's subconscious that he would die if he left the group. Angry and annoyed, he contacted Ishaza, asking if she could just control Aerok's computer instead of having him be there at all. Unfortunately, it is incredibly difficult to do that, and Zetsea ended up with twice as much sopor slime on him. After cleaning up, Zetsea reluctantly connected with a new person. But maybe not too reluctantly...

Meanwhile, Bayz, under orders from a certain devilsOrchestra, loaded his client disk. Meanwhilewhile, Zetsea, haphazardly scrolling through the client list, happened upon a familiar name. Smiling evilly, he connected with the poor sap. Meanwhilewhilewhile, Bayz unwittingly connected with the last person he could have wanted to. During their discussion, during which it was mentioned that Zetsea had a part in the death of Bayz's friend, Bayz's bear lusus was killed, then prototyped.

Meanwhilewhileetc., Ishaza finished up putting everything away in Aerok's hive. Opening the cruxtruder, his sprite was prototyped with a fly and a leaf.

Then, Aerok, Bayz, and Zetsea had a moment of awesome, by all three entering at the exact same time, Aerok entering the Land of Traffic and Turmoil with a golden fruit, Bayz going to the Land of Caverns and Sparks through a tub of "eye scre@m", and Zetsea to the Land of Snow and Spires by way of spirograph card.

Bayz and Zetsea then had a conversation where a buttload of plot stuff was dumped on us. Zetsea revealed that he didn't kill Bayz's lusus, he killed Bayz's friend out of self defense, Zetsea saved Bayz's life sometime in the past, there's someone named "Myestro" who kills things for his gods and for the best of the world, sacrificed his lusus, screwed up Zetsea's eyes, and sent him to Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. His lusus protected him, but was killed. Bayz then made up with Zetsea, and I guess they did stuff? I dunno.

Then Aerok did a shitload of stuff, so I'm just going to copy what I already wrote on his page. :V

After entering, he was led straight to a busy center of the Land of Traffic and Turmoil. He quickly ducked inside, fearful of the large crowd of salamanders. He had a short conversation with his lusus-turned-sprite, where he first discovered that it left him for reasons not quite known, and stormed out of the room.

After some, prodding, by Ishaza, he reluctantly left his hive. He met a small group of misfit salamanders, Chester, the chess-playing gangster, Lianne, the "pretty girl" prone to violent mood swings, Ruthefur, the suave bookish type with a hairdo to match, and Adrian, a down-to-LOTAT kind of guy, with a heart the size of his hat. The five grouped together and formed STUFF, the Super Team Underling Fighting Force. They battled many imps, and even an ogre or two, until Adrian was brutally killed by an impalement through the chest. Overcome with emotion, Aerok panicked, and threw Adrian's body into the kernelsprite, tier 2 prototyping it. The two shared a hug, then went back to adventurin'. Of course, Adrian could not come with them, so the four left on their own. They lept through the second gate, and arrived on the other side of LOTAT, a broken down factory.

After battling for an hour or so, they took a return node back to Aerok's home, and began alchemizing.

After first creating some new weapons for himself, Aerok made portable phones for the four salamanders. A drop-down headset for Chester, a pack of "Wi-Fi Makeup" for Lianne, a lock of mentally connecting hair for Ruthefur, and a sprite-o-phone hat for Adrian. The four took on the trolltags chessGangstah, prettyAngry , lusciousBookworm , and hometownGuardian. He also may have alchemized some weapons for them, but we'll probably never know(he totally did: a comb-sword for Ruthefur, chess-themed drones for Chester, laser lipstick for Lianne, and a razor hat for Adrian).

We then cut to Aerok's Exile, the Reticent Gypsy, who found his pod and commanded Aerok before the terminal blew up because Aerok's power transcends time and space. Anyway, yeah, the base blew up and was sent flying. Woo.

Zetsea fought ice imps, then got disconnected somehow. Ishaza tried to contact Aerok, but he did not respond for some reason. Presumably, he was too busy adventurin' to notice. She then spoke to Taynix, convincing him to stay awake long enough to get into the medium. Aerok then had a conversation with Sucroh Ohnonn, which may or may not be relevant to the plot in any way.

After some off-screen shenanigans, Aerok and the gang found themselves in the Land of Gloom and Ghosts with Ishaza. He then had a conversation with Bayz, quickly making a new friend, and helping him out with some emotional issues too, while revealing more information about Bayz's mysterious past. Aerok and Ishaza then had a conversation which has yet to be seen.

Zetsea reconnected, revealing that his computer had been marred by imps. However, this reconnecting didn't last long. After a quick cry for help to Aerok, he disappeared, presumably kidnapped by imps. Much blood, both imp and troll, was seen spread around Zetsea's hive. Aerok, in a panic, trolled the other two members of the team, Bayz and Taynix, and revealed that Ishaza had vanished too, presumably also kidnapped.

Aerok decided that that would be a good time to open up a transtimeline memo, where he and the salamanders of Team STUFF had a conversation through time, where Ruthefur mentioned that Zetsea had found his way to Prospit in the near future, and Lianne said that Aerok and Bayz had vanished as well, in the not-so-near future. Aerok from 2½ hours in the future joined in, attempting to warn everyone, while in fact simply confusing them more. Ruthefur left on a suspicious note, prompting Past Flydrian to point out his suspicion. Lianne said that Chester had gone too, Future Aerok reassuring her that he was alright, and that he was with him, in an unknown place, blindfolded and tied up.

Ishaza then messaged them from the present in an unknown location, causing everyone to erupt in fountains of joy, Future Aerok to facepalm at his own memory problems, and Aerok12 to be all "grrrr you messed up my timeliiiiine {>:I"

Azreal decided that then would be the perfect time to finally show up, and basically confused everyone with his temporal antics. Well, mostly Aerok. Okay, only Aerok. Aerok also spoke briefly with Ishaza(with the help of Adrian), and she somewhat helped him be better through the power of moirallegiance. Azreal spoke with just about everybody, proving to be about 9x as efficient as anyone else at socializing. He warned Aerok about the radiation at his hive, and Aerok predictably flipped the fuck out and ordered everyone to put on a biohazard suit immediately. It did not go over well.

Meanwhile, two and a half hours in the future, we view Aerok saying the same stuff he already said in the past from the future, but in the present to the past. Or something. But it turns out, Aerok wasn't saying those things! (omg) It was a salamander. A mystery salamander. (no one will guess who it is) Also Aerok and (presumably)Chester were tied up in the back, Chester either unconscious or dead(oh nooooo) from a knock to the head.

Land of Snow and Spires
This land is covered entirely in snow. Dotting the land are many large towers, all of which can be entered and explored. This land can be hard on people who don't have protective eyeware, as it can cause a phenomenon known as "snowblindness", which, as the name suggests, causes blindness. Zetsea's starting land. Penguins are the consorts in this land.

Land of Traffic and Turmoil
This land, Aerok's starting world, is populated with unusually high amounts of salamanders. This results in a large amount of Traffic to get from one place to the other. The core of the planet is incredibly unsteady, leading to many earthquakes, which completely destroy the tall buildings the salamanders work day and night to build and rebuild. Of course, it never occurs to any of them to build lower to the ground. Salamanders aren't very smart. And the ones that are are usually shunned by the rest of their society, along with other "individuals".

There is a cluster of factories on one side of the planet. The purpose of these is unknown.

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