BlazingSolarus

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“Your name is HELIOS LUMOSA, and you are THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO PARADOX SPACE . Okay, you aren't really, but you like to tell everybody that you are. You are a YELLOW-BLOODED troll. You are SEVEN sweeps old. You are the PATRON TROLL of the SUN. The EARTH SUN, even though it doesn't exist in your universe. This makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. But the patron thing only occurs BEHIND THE FOURTH WALL, so you have never had the chance to question it. You have a GIGANTIC EGO, and this ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF everyone. You always want to be the LEADER in any situation, which does not typically work out so well, because you are VERY LOW on the hemospectrum. However, you are also secretly EXTREMELY AGORAPHOBIC, to the point of being a pretty huge SHUT-IN. You never leave your hive unless you are FORCED, or to feed your lusus. You are fairly sure nobody is aware of this, though, and hope that people just assume that you live very far away. You don't. In fact, you live very close to a CERTAIN CLIFF near a CERTAIN BEACH. All the floors except the topmost one are underground, though, so it's PRETTY EASY TO MISS.

Despite how prone your caste is to PSYCHIC ABILITIES, yours do not work for anything useful, as you are only capable of producing mildly warm PRETTY YELLOW LIGHTSHOWS. You would never admit this to ANYONE, though, because that would undermine your POTENTIAL AUTHORITY. You have NO HORNS anymore, because they both broke off in a BRILLIANT BATTLE with a seadwelling lusus. This is a BLATANT LIE you tell people, because the real story is that you BROKE THEM OFF IN AN ACCIDENT INVOLVING STAIRS. You are VERY CLUMSY, and your INTERESTS include WINNING and watching ACTIONY MOVIES with your ANYONE WHO WILL PUT UP WITH YOU. You dress very simply, choosing to wear a black t-shirt with your symbol on it, along with a pair of baggy pyjama pants the same colour as your blood. Your hair is shaggy and an absolute mess, because you never bother to brush it. Probably because you never go anywhere anyway. Your lusus is a GIANT HORSE, and you must regularly spend TEDIOUS AMOUNTS OF TIME gathering hay for him. He is a good custodian, however, so you don't mind.

Your trolltag is blazingSolarus  and you tend to type in a manner that ASSERTS YOUR OBVIOUS LEADERSHIP AND GETS YOUR POINT ACROSS WITHOUT BOTHERING WITH SILLY THINGS LIKE PUNCTUATION PUNCTUATION IS STUPID”

Trivia

 * His name comes from the greek deity of the sun, Helios. His surname comes from the latin word, 'Lumos', which means 'Light'
 * His ego is fake as hell. It's all a facade.
 * The hex code for his blood is #a1a100