HerpusDerpus

Introduction
>Be the retard.

Your name is HERPUS DERPUS. You just like to SIT THERE and DO NOTHING. You quietly go about your day saying little to nothing, eating everything you can find or at least putting it in your mouth to see if it's edible.

Your trolltag is herpusDerpus and you don't speak you blank post.

Your weapons modus is derpKind but you don't know what that is. You wish it was foodKind.

Your fetch modus is Mime, meaning you wave your pudgy little arms around until something registers and you get your mysterious gift (hint: stale food)