ArticulateGamer

Konotton.

MAAXIL: How DO you human2 r3produc3, anyway?

MILLY: Umm... Well...

CALEB: I'm sure these two would be MORE THAN HAPPY to demonstrate! ;)

MILLY: What the hell, caleb? no we wouldn't

RUSTY: Especially not for "demonstrating."

CALEB: Well that's disappointing. Are you sure?

MILLY: Umm maybe -

RUSTY: OH MY GOD SHUT UP MILLY

MAAXIL: Ok, I'm ju2t gonna l3av3 now...

CALEB: NO, DON'T GO! Things just got interesting...

Be the Creepy Dude
You are now Caleb Astril. You are 16 years old. You tend to exaggerate everything, even your personality. You have a variety of INTERESTS. One such INTEREST is VIDEO GAMES. You are probably addicted to them. You play them ALL THE TIME, so you like to be at your most comfortable while playing them (Read: Sitting around the house in your underwear all day), much to the irritation of your GUARDIAN. You are also DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, mostly because your DAD is almost never home. This makes you seem PERVERTED to your friends. Unfortunately, you are starting to believe they're CORRECT. You type in a  normal manner.

View House
WIP

Examine Sylladex
You use the BACKPACK MODUS. You can carry up to 99 objects of any size, but not one more.

Examine Strife Portfolio
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Greet Guardian
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Recall Backstory
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Remember what happened during Sburb
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Page of Heart
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Pre-scratch Self
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