DrinkingSmooth

Be the Troll Sleeping
Your name is Zuipen Berfes.

And oh boy are you WASTED.

You spend a MAJORITY of your TIME PARTYING, DRINKING and WOOING RANDOM TROLLS with your OUTSTANDING PERSONALITIES. It always ends with you ALONE in your HIVE, bottles EVERYWHERE and a GARGANTUAN HANGOVER. You really SHOULDN’T be DRINKING whatever liquid you INJEST into your system. But then again, FEELING SMASHED when you WAKE has started to become a CRIPPLING ADDICTION you rather enjoy.

When you are not FILLING UP your GAS PIPE with BEVERAGES, you spend some time COMMUNICATING with your FRIENDS you made AT YOUR GRAND PARTIES. You can sense their INTERNAL CONFLICTS and IMMENSE SELF DOUBT, and you wish to FREE THEM of their METAPHORICAL PRISONS. Aside from that, you GREATLY enjoy their COMPANY, as they make you FEEL MUCH BETTER INSIDE.

Your trolltag is drinkingSmooth and you clear your voice and 6make YOUR best ImiTAtion OF a COOL guy9