EstrangedTransient

Be the Ugly Betty troll
You suddenly decide your name is AMALGA HERMES. And you wear a cape.

You are probably some kind of POTHEAD and tend to talk about shit that makes so little sense it's perfectly clear. When you are aren't confusing the fuck out of people, you like to be an ASSHOLE and RUIN THEIR SHIT. You are a pretty decent troll, lacking MORALS and all. You also have a LEALLY AWKWALD SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.

You happen to be a good HACKER and love to CHEAT. You have solitaire rigged to go straight to the win screen, as losing is probably your least favorite thing. Your other interests include coming up with absolutely RIDICULOUS THEORETICAL SITUATIONS INVOLVING WHY TROLLIAN/PESTERCHUM KILLS EVERYTHING, CONSPIRACIES, and SENDING OTHERS BIT.LY LINKS TO PAILS giggle.

Your lusus is dead. It was an IMPISH SORT OF FELINE THING but it was killed in an incident involving TROLLIAN. It's always TROLLIAN. Actually, you were completely out of your fucking mind and strangled it with a useless two-ended TELESCOPE (tele2copeKind) then planted it outside to grow flowers. Gog damn it you hate FLOWERS.

You also decide you make all of your own clothing, because whoever made TROLLIAN has something to do with THE CLOTHING INDUSTRY. Damn conspiracies. Your symbol is some shit like a BACKWARDS 6 but you are not good at anything artistic.

Others usually think you are a male.

Your handle is estrangedTransient (#A76C4E) and VVell, yooooou kind of tallllllk like a clazy guy, maaaaaan