RockingCavalier

BE THE RIDER
You are now VIRREX DECAZE.

You have a variety of interests, including MOTORCYCLING, AIR GUITAR, and ROLEPLAYING. Of course, since your hive is in the midst of an abandoned city, you don't know any other real trolls to FLARP with. Fortunately, however, you have sufficient BRAIN DAMAGE to ROLEPLAY all on your own, provided you have the FAYGO.

Much of your problems come from your lusus, a GERIATRIC TARRASQUE. Despite being immortal, your lusus is not immune to aging. Thus, it has been EXTREMELY SENILE since before it was assigned to raise you. As a grub, it had dropped you on your head A LUDICROUS AMOUNT OF TIMES, and it gave you lasting BRAIN DAMAGE. This shows by means of HALLUCINATIONS, which can occur when A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF SUGAR is ingested. This makes ROLEPLAYING extremely fun. It also has made your hive out of an OLD CASTLE that is on the same island as a RUINED CITY. Both are completely abandoned and devoid of any life except for yourself.

Your Trolltag is rockingCavalier. You like to use the INTERNET to get in contact with other trolls. You have lots of MOIRAILS. In fact, you could be considered a MOIRAIL WHORE. However, many others are put off by your NARCISSTIC SELF-OBSESSION and your BLUE-BLOOD ELITISM. Also, may people think that your are COMPLETELY FUCKING BONKERS. You secretly desire MATESPRITSHIP with a ROYAL, in order to MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER.

EXAMINE WHAT MAKES YOU SO GODDAMN AWESOME
ILikeThisALotThereNeedsToBeMoreOfThis

Physical
Let's face it, you are LUDICROUSLY FAST. You can run circles around anyone, anytime. You are also a skilled DRIVER and selftaught KUNG-FU MASTER. Actually, that last one is made up. But you can still pack a mean kick.

Psychic
If you had any psychic powers, it would be your SUFFIECENT AMOUNT OF BRAIN DAMAGE. It can protect you from any unwanted PSYCHIC INTRUSIONS.

EXAMINE THE FETCH MODUS
You use the WHEEL MODUS. This involves a wheel with multiple slots. Each slot holds an item. Whenever you want to retrieve something, the wheel is spun and whatever it lands on is what you get. This is INCREDIBLY FUCKING INCONVENIENT.

LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS
You currently believe you are a master of POLEAXEKIND, and like to use a poleaxe to hit shit/play air-guitar. However, you are fated to be the sole master of HENSHINKIND, as your ancestor before you that you don't even know existed did. This involves putting on a special belt. the belt has a CARD SLOT where CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS can be inserted. The belt uses the cards to create a RIDER FORM for you to assume. Each form allows for you to DELIVER EPIC BEATDOWNS OF JUSTICE and administer the devastating RIDER KICK.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Your session has not yet started. However, your good friend Dievos said something about A game called Sgrub a before he vanished for a sweep...