PorkchopRambo

oh my fucking god
>Be bitch with huge ass.

Your name is GARONN PSASTR. Your INTERESTS are vast much like your ENORMOUS ASS and include hoarding SHITTY GAME PARAPHINALIA, collecting TROLL RELIGIOUS PAMPHLETS, and LEWD DISPLAYS OF BUCKETRY. You do not give a fuck where you leave that BUCKET. You leave that shit out anywhere you please. You have a LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM. You have run away from your original HIVE and LUSUS to STRIKE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN in the harsh Alternian world at the tender age of TEN AND A HALF SOLAR SWEEPS. It takes you a while to really do anything of IMPORTANCE. This is an area you also have a LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM in.

So far it has been meager goings. You cannot even afford a proper RECUPERACOON and you've just been sleeping on a shitty mattress on the floor LIKE AN ANIMAL.

Having mostly failed the TROLL EDUCATION SYSTEM in recent months and proven yourself more or less useless, you are set to be culled ONE WEEK FROM TODAY.

>What will you do?