User:Outhra

Oh, wow. It's been a while since I actually did anything around here. Four months is a long time to be doing nothing. It was a vicious circle of "I should really get back to that. But no, it's been a while, I'd have no idea what was going on! Uh oh, now it's even longer ago than it was yesterday!" for far too long, and I decided to break it before a year passes and I lose track of everything.

Of course, I can't properly justify an "I'M BAAACK!" moment unless I'm actually doing anything, so I'm probably going to go... categorize things? Is there any categorizing that still needs doing? I am very behind the times here.

Well, once more unto the breach, I suppose. Now if only I could remember who said that... was it Hamlet? Doc Brown? Captain Sisko? Probably Sisko, with my luck.

NO I WILL NOT BE HAVING ONE OF MY TANGENTS HERE. NOT NOW.

Excuse me.

I do that a lot. Not that all-caps thing, the skewing off-topic. I do the caps thing too, though, but I usually mean it sarcastically.

Oh, yeah, personal info. I never wrote that in one of these wiki summaries before. Might as well now.

I'm a low-level admin here on Trollslum, and I've had my position ever since TheUltamate and I sort of slid into the Trollslum Wiki office of power when nobody was looking and took all the good chairs. Though now that I've been gone for a while, he's probably hogging all of the ones with the soft green cushions and the swivel wheels. I'm exaggerating, of course. Dunnedays probably gets to use at least one of those.

I work with TheUltamate on the Othustuck Expansion, have a vast and likely unfulfillable wish to categorize, quantify, or otherwise make useful the entire Trollslum Wiki, and constantly produce a strain of ideas that usually never see the light of day before I forget about them. Such is life. I'd list the Homestuck fan-characters that I've worked on, but all of those are either on TheUltamate's page or I'm too ashamed of them to tell you here. Or they aren't finished. Sometimes, two out of three. Not all three at once, though, I think.

I'd put up a template with metafictional and/or ironic references to things that exist in my life, but I'm awful at being self-referential. You'll just have to imagine it for yourselves. That way, the template can be any color you want. Except for magenta. It is definitely not magenta. I have an ongoing rivalry with magenta that it does not reciprocate because it is an optical illusion pretending to be a wavelength of light. I'M ON TO YOU, MAGNETA!

Seriously, though, what does it think it is, being both red and purple? That just isn't how the light spectrum works.

Anyway. Charming antecdote, misquoted Einstein proverb, picture of the cat that I don't have. Good day to you.