GuileTrepidation

>Be the huge prick.
Hey, you resemble that statement! Your name is GALVAN CESARE. Your trollTag is guileTrepidation and you ?eem to be que?t!onably exc!ted.

>Examine hive.
Why would you do that? There's nothing special about it. Really. ...Get out.

>Examine self.
You're a TROLL. Congratulations on working that one out, SMART GUY. You aren't really all that remarkable looking, you have BLACK HAIR like every other troll and ORANGE EYES like every other troll. You have HORNS TOO, like EVERY OTHER TROLL, and they curl DOWNWARDS, but that isn't really too AMAZING either. You're TYPICAL, OK? You'd also like to be LEFT ALONE now.

>Examine outfit.
You wear a BLACK JACKET, held together with dark grey straps. Your symbol is emblazoned upon the chest, in your blood colour, OBVIOUSLY. Really there's nothing that OUT OF THE ORDINARY about your outfit. At all.

>Examine personality
You are a HUGE PRICK, as was PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED. You don't really GET ALONG with OTHER TROLLS, or ALIENS either. You don't really GET ALONG WITH ANYONE. Although you are NOT permanantly GROUCHY, sometimes you MAY AS WELL BE. You usually treat EVERYONE like SHIT, as if you are SUPERIOR, although you know you ARE NOT as you are a LOWLY YELLOW-GREEN BLOOD.

>Examine Lusus.
You'll address this question later.

>State trivial facts.

 * Your first name comes from the Galvanic Skin Test, a part of the fundamentally flawed Polygraph Tester.
 * Your surname is uncannily shared with the inventor Cesare Lombroso, who invented one of the first Polygraph testers. You believe this has to do with your symbol, the Interrobang, having correlation with Sarcasm and Disbelief.
 * Your strife specibus is macekind, and you have a morningstar allocated. Perhaps it would be best if it were allocated to flailkind. But you don't see what difference this makes.
 * Your strife specibus was chosen as the Morningstar has large connotations of vicious cruelty and bloodthirst. You're not sure if it's entirely fitting but you like it.