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The Hapless Hatwearer, usually referred to as HH, is a player and exile of Session 3 of SBURB Mega.

Personality
HH is the epitome of kindness. He's a calm, collected individual who cares deeply for those close to him. He's much more of a lover than a fighter, and most of the session's players often come to him for advice. He's quite worldly, and uses his vast knowledge to his advantage. He loves tea, and has quite the sweet tooth, preferring chocolate above all other sweets. He doesn't quite get angry, but it is very clear when he's irritated.

Pre-entry
HH was once the Hardworking Historian of Derse. He was fired for two reasons: He stole ancient Derse texts for his own personal use, and he accidentally put a religious text in the fiction section of the archives. The text in question he stole was a Sburb manual, which gave him the idea to try and achieve the Ultimate Reward to make a better universe for everyone. He happened upon a memo on Pesterchum, filled with others who were planning to play Sburb as well.