Category talk:Order of the Future Empress

CCA: If you ignorami do not cease your pointless palaver at once this one shall be forced to do something all will bemoan.

CURRENT forgottenForsaken [CFF] RIGHT NOW began responding to the memo

CFF: OH ILL BEMOAN YOU SO HARD YOULL HAVE TO FACE AWAY FROM ME TO SLURP ON MY BULGE APOLOGETICALLY SLURRYGOBBLER

CCA: One would like to see your abysmal failure of an attempt.

CFF: OH I BET ONE WOULD

CFF: ONE WOULD BE ALL UP ON THAT

CFF: OH MIGHTY LORD LETHYX THIS ONE GROVELS BEFORE YOUR MIGHT AND BEGS HIS FEARSOMENESS TO RETURN THIS ONES LOWER JAW TO ITS PROPER BEARING BECAUSE IT IS MOST UNCOMFORTABLE LODGED IN THIS ONES BRAIN STEM

CURRENT xericXenolith [CXX] RIGHT NOW responded to the memo

CXX: Oh gog.

CXX: Th1s 1s such a terr1ble 1dea.

CXX: \//\//)-(Y.

CCA: One can think of no circumstance where one would grovel. You would have to kill one first and pray your own survival was not jeopardized by such.

CCA: And referring to one's self in the third person is this one's personal preference.

CCA: Are you perhaps weakly endeavoring to flirt?

FUTURE concreteTechnocrat [FCT] began responding to the memo from 12 HOURS FROM NOW

FCT: if you think that this is bad, you should see how they are in the future.

FCT: pretty muCh unbearable to have around, but we Can't exaCtly get rid of them. so treasure this time before we are all stuCk together.

FCT: trust me, you'll look back on these hours with fond memories.

CURRENT topsyTurvy [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to the memo

CTT: oh hello guyS

CTT:i see we made )yet again( another memO

CTT: JEGUS ARE YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE THE FUCK OUT OF Me¡

CFF: ARE YOU PERHAPS WEAKLY ENDEAVORING TO HOPE I AM

CFF: IVE SEEN YOUR WORLD YOU KINKY LITTLE THING

CFF: NOT TO MENTION YOUR OUTFIT

CFF: HONESTLY YOU DONT HAVE TO BEG

CFF: IM REALLY QUITE FLATTERED I ASSURE YOU

CCA: ...

CCA: pleasetellmeicompletelyandutterlymisunderstoodthat

CTT: hey that,s my shticK

FCT: if i Can interjeCt here, no he meant it.

FCT: beCause he's a fuCking asshole, and that is really all there is to say on the matter.

FCT: also, this is totally pointless, and even future you agrees, bastet.

FCT: she says that she wishes she hadn't opened the floodgates to the dam of idioCy.

FCT: and so do i to be honest.

CFF: IM SORRY WHAT

CFF: IM AFRAID YOURE TALKING MUCH TOO FAST

CFF: WHAT YOURE SAYING IS YOU WANT MY RAGING HATE BULGE IS THAT RIGHT

CFF: I DONT KNOW I WAS KIND OF SAVING THAT FOR MY KISMESIS

CFF: UNLESS YOURE SAYING

CFF: OH GASP

CFF: GOLLY GEE WHIZ

CFF: YOURE THE ONE WHO CARRIES A FUCKING UNABRIDGED DICTIONARY IN YOUR STRIFE DECK WHY DONT YOU TELL ME WHAT I SAID SHITSTAIN

CURRENT tentacleReign [CTR] RIGHT NOW responded to the memo

CTR: HIIII EVERYO~O~O~NE!!

CTR: I'm no~o~o~o~t quite suuuure wh{a}t's go~ing o~n here!!!

CTR: I'm never quite suuuure wh{a}t's go~ing o~n to~ be ho~o~o~nest!!

CTR: {A}re yo~u guys kismesifliiiiirtiiiing??????!!!

CTR: This is just liiiike o~ne of my R{A}INBO~W DRINKER bo~o~o~o~ks!!!

CTR: In the scene where Tro~ll Edw{a}rd fights with Tro~ll J{a}co~o~b!!!!

CTR: Y{A}{A}{A}{A}{A}{A}{A}Y


 * CTT: i don,t even think they,re reading what we,re sayinG


 * CTT: it,s weird in a waY

CCA: wat

CCA: didyoujust

CCA: didyoujustpropose??!!

FCT: no he didn't gog damnit, just, i mean...

FCT: FUCKING HELL.

FCT: i'm out of here. good luCk with the next 12 hours you bunch of unabridged nubgobbling grubsuCkers.

FUTURE concreteTechnocrat [FCT] left the memo channel

CTT: gog guyS

CTT: are you guys just gonna flirt here all daY¿

CTT: you,re hating is gonna kill someonE

CTT: probably of boredoM

FUTURE topsyTurvy [CTT] 13 HOURS FROM NOW responded to the memo

FTT: it,s not going to stoP

FTT: get used to it guyS

FTT: they do this pretty much every time they,re in contact with each otheR

CTT: oH

CTT: that suckS

CURRENT placatingTorment [CPT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo

CPT: 0]<, 3 QU3STI0NS.

CPT: FIRST, vvHAT TH3 H3LL AR3 Y0U P3OPL3 D0ING??

CPT: N3XT, IS IT PAINFUL IN ANY vvAY, SHAP3 0R F0RM??

CPT: LAST, CAN I H3LP?!

CXX: Bastet, dear, you have no 1dea how proud I am of you. ^> w <^

CFF: FOR SOMEONE WHO ACTS SO DAMN SMART YOU ASK A LOT OF STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS

CFF: MAYBE THIS IS A MISTAKE CAUSE IF YOU CANT FIGURE SIMPLE SHIT OUT

CFF: ANYWAY YEAH I FIGURE YOURE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO DO IT AND IF YOURE GONNA BE GRINDING YOUR ASS IN MY HATE LAP ALL THE TIME MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT OFFICIAL

CFF: OR SOMETHIN

CFF: I MEAN IF IM GONNA HAVE A KISMESIS IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A FAT NASTY MOOBEAST ANYWAY

CFF: FUCK THAT WAS JUST WEAK

CCA: wellicertainlydisapproveofthisemediumofpropsal howeverifeelimustaccept.

CCA: ihateyoutoofiffles

FUTURE tentacleReign [FTR] 13 HOURS FROM NOW responded to the memo

FTR: In hindsiiiight

FTR: This is ex{a}ctly like my bo~o~ks

FTR: I'm no~t sure whether to~ be excited o~r {a} bit sc{a}red

FTT: the latter is the correct onE

FTT: you guys are in for iT

FTT: it,s one of those confusing relationships toO

CTT: oh damn i hate thosE¡

FTT: i know righT

FTT: it,s like ,,just make up your mind alreadY¡,,

CTT: totally brO

FTT: yeaH .-.

CPT: vvAIT, DID Y0U JUST CALL FF "FIFFL3S"??

CPT: THAT IS Avv3S0M3 AND I L0v3 Y0U F0R IT. <3

CPT: FRI3NDSHIP L0v3, BUT L0v3 ALL THE SAM3.

CPT: CA, Y0U AND I AR3 0FFICIALLY FRI3NDS.

FTT: she diD

FTT: i,m ouT

FTT: byE¡

FUTURE topsyTurvy [FTT] left the memo channel

FUTURE concreteTechnocrat [FCT] began responding to the memo from 20 HOURS FROM NOW

FCT: so this is where it all started i totally forgot about this memo, gog it seems like so long ago.

FCT: yet it was only 20 hours. and aww, look, both of you are retarded for eaCh other now.

FCT: i'd Congratulate you guys, but i still hate you with a burning fiery passion. especially ff, you grubliCking ignoramus.

FCT: gog i hate you.

CCA: fctareyoutryingtobuttin?

CCA: andthatsnicecpt

FUTURE infiniteAvarice [FIA] began responding to the memo 48 HOURS FROM NOW

FIA: FIR$T OFF, CIA, JU$T KEEP ¥OUR MOUTH $HUT. FIA: JU$T $HUT THE HE££ UP.

FIA: I KNOW BETTER THAN ¥OU.

FIA: $O JU$T ACCEPT IT AND £ET ME DO M¥ THING.

FIA: What i$ thi$ hor$e-$hit?

FIA: Thi$ i$ a memo?

FIA: Jegu$ fu¢k doing a pirouette into a pai£ of grub$hit thi$ i$ a di$gra¢e!

FIA: Cou£d a££ of ¥ou, for ju$t one moment, remove ¥our grea$¥ finger$ from ¥our $eedf£ap$, $top rubbing ea¢h other'$ bu£ge$, and get ¥or damn head$ into the game?

FIA: And £i$ten, jizzmopper, I don't ¢are what kind of mu¢ket¥-mu¢k pai£ £i¢ker ¥ou are.

FIA: I wi££ put m¥ effort$ into making that tume$¢ent grub$hit-fi££ed nook of ¥our$ into m¥ per$ona£ pai£.

FIA: And I wi££ do it unti£ I drown ¥ou and ever¥ mi$begotten an¢e$tor of ¥our$.

FIA: I $wear on ever¥thing ¥ou ho£d dear that if ¥ou don't £a¥ off the bu££$hit I wi££ bur¥ ¥ou.

FIA: ¥ou go around ki££ing geneti¢a££¥ di$gu$ting ¢retin$ who ¢an't fi££ a fu¢king bu¢ket.

FIA: Big goddamn dea£.

FIA: ¥ou and ¥our $pooge de£iver¥ $ervi¢e, whi£e vita£ to the ¢ontinuation of the ra¢e i$ not NEAR£¥ A$ IMPRE$$IVE TO $OMEONE WHO BUI£T A GOGDAMN EMPIRE ON DE$TRO¥ING EVER¥ OTHER RACE IN THE UNIVER$E AND MAKING $URE THAT WE CAN KI££ AN¥THING.

FIA: AN¥THING AT A££.

FIA: WE CAN B£OW UP $UN$ BECAU$E I GOT ENOUGH $CIENTI$T$ TOGETHER TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!

FIA: $O HAVE A NICE £IFE CHOPPING UP PEOP£E WHO CAN'T GET IT UP.

FIA: IN THE MEANTIME, GET TO WORK BEFORE ¥OUR WA$TED £IFE I$ WA$TED COMP£ETE£¥!

CURRENT infiniteAvarice [CIA] began responding to the memo RIGHT NOW

CIA: Uh...

CIA: $hit.

CIA: Obviou$£¥ one of ¥ou i$ me$$ing with m¥ ¢omputer in the future.

CIA: I £ove m¥ team, and wou£d £ove it even more if ¥ou got me into the game.

CIA: $oon, p£ea$e?

CIA: Thank$!

CFF: OH REALLY 

CFF: YES HOW TRULY DIFFICULT YOUR LIFE MUST BE 

CFF: I KNOW I CANT IMAGINE THE SHEER RESPONSIBILITY OF BEING A PURPLE BLOODED FISHFACED MOTHERGLUBBER SITTING IN MY GIANT CORAL CASTLE SIPPING WINE AND WATCHING MYSELF MAKE MONEY 

CFF: GUESS WHAT YOU BELGIAN CHUM BUCKET 

CFF: YOURE NOTHING MORE THAN A GLORIFIED FUCKING BUREAUCRAT 

CFF: LET ME LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET HERE GRUBBO 

CFF: YOU FISH LOVE TO KEEP UP THIS GUISE OF SUPERIORITY LIKE BEING ABLE TO BREATHE UNDERWATER ISNT A HIDEOUS MUTATION 

CFF: A RUSE BORN OF YOUR PATHETIC FEAR OF THE OVERWHELMING MASSES 

CFF: DONT YOU DARE CLAIM CREDIT FOR ANYTHING 

CFF: ALL YOUVE DONE WITH YOUR LIFE IS PUT YOUR NAME ON DEVELOPMENTS MADE BY BRILLIANT RED AND YELLOW BLOODS BECAUSE YOU CAN PAY THEM LESS THAN US BLUE BLOODS 

CFF: YOU SLIMY BOTTOMFEEDERS DO NOTHING BUT SIT ON YOUR SLIMY FAT ASSES PROFITING OFF THE WORK OF THE LOWER CLASSES 

CFF: IM SURE THE WAY DRONES ARE TRAINED IS NO SECRET AMONG YOUR KIND 

CFF: SO IM SURE YOU WONT BE SURPRISED WHEN I RIP OUT YOUR GILLS AND HOLD YOU UNDERWATER LATER 

CFF: EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU DESERVES NO LESS 

CFF: AND YOU KNOW IT 

CFF: THATS WHY YOU FEAR US 

CFF: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE COMING TO YOU 

CFF: I PROMISE YOU THAT THE GAME CAN GO FUCK ITSELF 

CFF: FIFTEEN SWEEPS YOUR KIND HAS GIVEN ME LOW GRADE SOPOR TO TRY AND KEEP ME DULL 

CFF: TWENTY APPEALS FOR A NEW OCCUPATION IN THE LAST SIX SWEEPS 

CFF: DENIED 

CFF: I WILL KILL YOU WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT 

CFF: BECAUSE VERY SOON YOU WILL BE THE LAST FISH ALIVE 

CFF: AND YOU WILL HAVE THE HONOR OF BEARING THE SINS OF YOUR ENTIRE CASTE AS I METE OUT THE PUNISHMENT YOU HAVE LONG DESERVED 

CFF: YOU 

CFF: WILL 

CFF: DIE

-- CURRENT forgottenForsaken [CFF] has banned himself from responding to the memo. --