JaniformAspirant

Be the delusional movie buff.
Your name is AZELEN MIRAIS.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, most of which pertain to FILM-MAKING. You aspire to one day become the greatest MOVIE DIRECTOR in the empire, though at the moment you are KIND OF AWFUL at it. Still, you like to dress the part, which mostly involves wearing OVERSIZED COATS, WORN OUT SHOES, and CLASSY PINSTRIPES. You are 500% sure that you can't be a true artist unless you look like a hiveless eccentric.

Your favorite film is WHEREIN TEN SEPARATE STORIES INVOLVING POTENTIAL AND CURRENT MATESPRITSHIPS OCCUR; ALL INDIVIDUALS INVOLVED ARE SEEMINGLY UNRELATED (BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE ALL CONNECTED IN SOME WAY ALL ALONG); SCENES TAKE PLACE CLOSE TO 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE; DECORATIONS ARE ALL FESTIVE AS IS SUITABLE; FEATURING OVER 11 ON-SCREEN KISSES; 7 TO 9 SITUATIONS THAT ARE ROMANTICALLY AWKWARD IN NATURE; 2 INSTANCES OF UNREQUITED FEELINGS IN THE FLUSHED QUADRANT; 7 CONCLUSIONS THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HAPPY; EPILOGUE IS SATISFYING BUT APPROPRIATELY AMBIGUOUS ABOUT CERTAIN CASES AS TO LEAVE OPEN FOR SEQUELS; TOTAL RUN TIME APPROXIMATELY 136 MINUTES.

It is pretty much the best movie you've ever seen. Troll Richard Curtis is a genius.

Because you spend so much time watching movies you often have trouble separating FICTION FROM REALITY. It isn't unusual for you to mix what has actually happened to you and what you only watched on a screen. For the most part you are PRETTY HARMLESS, but you can't say it doesn't cause AWKWARD PROBLEMS sometimes.

You have frequent MOOD SWINGS and can be difficult to get along with, especially when you're FEELING FUSSY. You view most trolls you meet as potential amateur actors instead of possible friends, and often hold POINTLESS AUDITIONS in the basement of your hive. These are for movies that, if you ever did actually make, would be PRETTY MUCH TERRIBLE. Fortunately you aren't very easily discouraged, and will keep at it until you create your MASTERPIECE.

Your trollTag is janiformAspirant and you are much too busy being a film-making prodigy to think of a strange way to type.