Thread:LunarSplendens/@comment-24233566-20131222172515/@comment-24233566-20131223214217

let me tell you a christmas story:

"the epic story of Achles Claus and her 10000 Esmeres elves vs Scrooge Mc Caleum and the 4 Knights of Apocalypse"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE

"it was the Trollmas morning and all the trolls feasted happily, Rigell dresses SOOSily and Novvah was making pancakes while Auriga ate all of them without being noticed, Seduma was cleaning her chimney while Miensa and Vallee ate supper near the warm fire, Betele was kissing Basila while they cuddled themselves under a blanket, they were waiting for Achles Claus, the seadweller from Troll North pole who brings presents to trolls, everyone was happy... but not Caleum... she hated trollmas just like Calist, they were so hateful against trollmas that they one-eye blinded Basila because she was giving presents around hives the past year.

Calist said: "i fucking hate christmas, Triton gave me some fucking blood stained bisturies.. very nice present....NOT!"

Caleum said: "so what, Areesi gave me a RAWKET LAWNCHAIR"

Calist: "it's not bad"

Caleum: "WITH NO AAAAAAAAMMMMOOOOO!"

then Calist had an idea!

Calist said: "let's evocate the 4 knights of apocalypse, we can destroy christmas with their help"

Caleum said happily: "YAY! let's do this! whoop de doop!"

Calist: "okay we need this things:

- a lusus head

-his blood to draw a trolltaculum (pentaculum)

-some candles"

the day was passing and the situation was normal.. but then... a scream, it was Anreda.

Nebula went to Anreda's Hive and said: "what happened?"

"somebody stole my lusus" said Anreda, then Seduma arrived: "somebody stole my candles" she said, "what's sleep" said Europo who's always the one who comes at the wrong time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyQZ13jobIY  (return to Caleum scene and the evocation ritual)

Calist: are you ready?

Caleum: yes?

and so the evocation started...... and they appeared.



"yes we made it, now we are going to destroy christmas" said Calist

".........." said Hunger (one of the four knights)

"you are going to destroy Achles and his elves, they are in north pole" said Calist

"wait.. that's too easy, i don't want to see Achles Claus dead..................... I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE DEAD" said Caleum

Author's note: i stop here with the story for now, it's a bit long so i'm going to continue it tomorrow... hope you will like it