ToxicPorcelain

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Be the jealous chainsmoker
Your name is GARTEL RAVETY, and you are a NEW RECRUIT to the ALTERNIAN FLEET. You are QUITE HAPPY, but have recently had some RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS. Your devoted and much-hated KISMESIS, one PREOSH FILONA, has been spending FAR TOO MUCH TIME with ERIDAN AMPORA. You think she has FLUSHED DESIGNS on him, but CANNOT IMAGINE WHY, as he is INCREDIBLY ANNOYING and has FUCKED HALF THE SHIP. Admittedly including YOU when you are BORED ENOUGH, which is OFTEN. You realised your FAVOURITE JEWELLERY was MISSING after a day with Ampora, and decided to KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE by claiming he STOLE it, which he may indeed have done. The rumours ESCALATED, and he wound up being investigated for UNLICENSED PROSTITUTION, before mysteriously VANISHING. You aren’t too concerned; you have your kismesis back, and it’s not like she will ever FIND OUT. Your trolltag is toxicPorcelain, and you zpeak and write in a pekvliar angvlar manner. You are provd of yovr hair and pvt it on yovr emotikonz thvz: =[:)

Hivefled
Gartel Ravety is a minor character in the fic Hivefled.