AbsoltlyChanesmoker

Cervus Sicari, known as absoltlyChanesmoker (a butchered version of absolutelyChainsmoker), is a player of Sgrub Mega. His Extended Zodiac sign is Scorpia.

Cervus uses a dull cerulean as his text color, and is very informal when he speaks. He is centered around the number 7, which is linked to Light's association with luck. He also has 7 pupils in total - 3 on his left eye, and 4 on his right.

Biography
Pre-Entry: Cervus is a famous Trolltoker (Alternian Tiktok) who had gotten famous when he provoked an Imperial Drone and got beaten for it, which also damaged his eyes in the process. He rode this wave of infamy and gained hundreds of thousands of followers, doing something stupid every couple of months to keep himself above the water.

He was randomly added to a memo by Zed after he randomly added a bunch of people, hanging out with them. He was given an offer to play FLARP with the rest of them, but refused.

Nearing the 2 million mark, he received an email from Skaianet, offering a sponsorship for what was supposedly a game, along with 12 keys. He posted these keys in the chat, and people took them.

It was revealed that Zed somehow managed to add a human to the memo, much to the confusion of everyone else. After getting a picture of the human, he uses it as his Trolltok background and posts it with the caption "what 7f we were the al7ens bottom text". After posting the video, he remembers the hair salon appointment that he had with Hyeldi, and makes his way over there.