MacabreMetronome

Introduction
Your name is LYRNUS MESUTA.

You're kind of.. okay..? This isn't some kind of disorder, but you like to switch between a happy, optimistic-sounding and a serious, honest but main personality when saying different things. In general, you're described as 'a smartass who can be sarcastic'. You're quite good at hiding your anger and sorrow, and you find great interest in music. You like to create ELECTRONIC MUSIC for the hell of it. Tyatia doesn't really appreciate how much you swear, so every now and then you correct yourself. Although you'd never say it out loud, you believe you are somewhat of an inferior gold blood since the only thing you can actually do is shoot LASER BEAMS out of your eyes. It's still hard to control, sometimes when you sneeze you blast a hole in the wall. You've yet to UNINTENTIONALLY EVISCERATE somebody, or blind yourself via a mirror. Score.

Your strife specibus is BATKIND. so you use a metal bat. At least, that's what your human friend Matt calls it. You don't even understand its original purpose, it definitely looks like a weapon. It would be better if you used something SHARP, but with enough force, you could definitely murder someone. Score?

You live in your hive, which is located SOMEWHERE REALLY FAR AWAY FROM CITIES because you hate all of the noise and it drives you apeshit and you can't even hear your own thoughts. The only company you have is your lusus, your cobradad. He's really lazy. The last time he actually did something VERY HELPFUL was when you were pretty much a wiggler. Your handle is macabreMetronome and you speak like a robot without using '?' and '!' because your tone doesn't really fluctuate most of the time. However, you forget some of this when stressing and _TILIZE ALL CAPS AN( EXCLAMATION MARKS AAAAH!!!!

History
It was o_t of anyones control. There was nothing my l_s_s coul( (o, except shut me in until I (rove myself to short-live( insanity, haha. Im gla( I didn't h_rt someone while I was a st_pid little troll. Im somewhat )lesse( with my ability and very curse( with my lack of powers. Im what some may even call.. a defective gold-blood. (o I seem crazy to you. Admittedly I am curious.

Due to Lyrnus' bad control of his optic lasers, his lusus decided it would be best to keep him and possibly others safe by never letting him to ever leave his respiteblock. Lyrnus would spend nights. looking out the window and wishing he could go play with other fellow trolls, or make a friend. As sweeps passed, Lyrnus became somewhat unhinged, lonely, and little to-none social skills. His cobradad became distant and stopped being protective, basically throwing the poor troll out into the world and expecting him to understand everything. Even now, he's slowly figuring out things silently.

Fetch Modus
Lyrnus' fetch modus is Blackjack. He cannot have more than 10 items captchalogued. It will add up syllables of the items captchalogued, depending on how he phrased it, similar to Dave Strider's Hash Map. He cannot pick something that is higher than the amount of syllables in his fetch modus. If the amount of syllables in total are over 21, everything will either eject and he will have to rephrase everything manually or it will jam and not allow him to do anything for some time.

Trivia

 * Lyrnus' name is supposed to both combine the word 'Lyre', and 'Linus'. His last name is a shortened version of 'Mebsuta', a star in Gemini.
 * All trolls in Wirestuck are supposed to slightly resemble children of the Nine Muses in Greek mythology. Lyrnus is based off 'Linus of Thrace', known for music and speaking clearly and persuasively.